| I know how the 7th HP book ends?

I know how the 7th HP book ends?

Mr. Pringles asked:


Harry sneaks up behind Voldemort and shoots him in the skull. He is then arrested for first degree murder. Ginny takes over Voldemort’s place as Dark Lord. Ginny then promptly feeds Hermione to the giant squid and turns Dumbledore into an Inferi. Ron goes along with his sister’s plans, and is given the Hogwarts castle, which he turns into an apartment block.
If I’m right, that would be scary…

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7 Responses to “I know how the 7th HP book ends?”

  1. gmc909 on April 24th, 2009 9:05 pm

    hahah sounds good to me

  2. SnitchMO on April 26th, 2009 1:16 pm

    WRONG! Peeves is really Dumbledore in disguise! Harry, has to destroy the final Horcrux…his SCAR!!! In order to do that, he has to kill himself!!!

  3. Pinkgemgem on April 28th, 2009 12:46 am

    My god! that was very funny…

    not really of course, anyone could write crap like that! It isnt even a particulary good fake ending! My cat could have made up something funnier.

  4. jack_sparrow_rocks_my_socks on May 1st, 2009 5:06 am

    Thank you?
    I’m not a fan of HP.
    The books (and movies) are cheesy.
    No offense to any HP fans.
    :))

  5. d2ward on May 4th, 2009 4:37 pm

    I heard that Harry & Ron finally confess their love for each other, move to San Francisco and open a leather shop. Meanwhile, Hermione decides to pursue her lifelong passion: NASCAR racing. Dumbledore eats a bean burrito & farts out a magic spray which turns Hogwarts in a Legoland theme park. And Gwen Stfani makes a surprise appearance as the newest Defense of the Dark Arts professor, but things take a turn for the worse when Voldemort eats the harajuki girls and Hagrid must save the world by creating a magic scarf woven from his beard and pubic hair.

  6. kris on May 6th, 2009 1:25 pm

    you know, now i think i am actually excited about reading the book!!!

  7. rae4 on May 6th, 2009 11:52 pm

    haha…. u guys are funny ….